Worldwide Clowns
Clown No.1: Michael Jackson (a.k.a. Jacko)
How could a grown ass man want to waste the opportunity of being the greatest and richest entertainer alive for the sick, insane, and perverted pleasure of allegedly molesting kids? Why would someone who is 45 years old keep company with kids who aren't his? Heck, why would the parents of those kids let them go to Neverland Ranch knowing their kids may "never" be the same again? Now he's facing the trial of his life against a Santa Barbara D.A. that will do everything in his power to see MJ in a real life "Oz" situation. Personally, I can't front, I'm a MicJac fan. But ever since the Pepsi commercial shoot, where his jeri-curl caught on fire, he's been a nutball ever since.
Conclusion Numero Uno: He's a CLOWN!!!
Clown No. 2: Ashley Simpson (a.k.a The No Talent Trick)
Ladies and gentlemen...Ashley Simpson...BOOOOO!!!!
How in the world could you be the sister of blockbuster, multi-platinum artist Jessica Simpson and be vocal disaster. True, just because you're a relative of somebody famous doesn't mean you can't do what they do, but still, get a vocal coach. Go to vocal school. Let your dog sing. If you bless the mic with your hot breath and you can't make worthwhile note come out of your throat, your just making the mic stink. Learn how to sing or stop singing. Well, I guess it's too late for that. When comes to music you only get one shot to court the public, but Ms. Simpson blew her chance. So in the court of public opinion...
The Verdict is: She's a CLOWN!!!
Last But Not Least...
Clown No. 3: Kobe Bean Bryant (a.k.a. The Great Fake)
I think the above picture says it all. However, let me preface this by admitting that I am a rabid Laker fan. I, like 14 percent of the country, thought that Kobe could be the second coming of Michael Jordan. But then he cut his hair and went crazy!!! He started beefin' with one of the largest centers in NBA history in Shaquille O'Neal. He started beefin' with one of the most successful coaches in NBA history in Phil Jackson. Then he got married and cheated on a dimepiece with a girl who falls way, way, way, way, short of dime. Sorta like a pennypeice. And now a message from our sponsor:
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The moral of the story is this. WHAT IS HE THINKING?!?! And that's is how the public feels about him. All he had to do was keep his image clean. That's all. Just that simple. But the "power of the booty", be it great or small, is real battle for some of us guys. I just can't see throwing all my hard earned work and accomplishments on the crap table of life for booty and the chance to have power or control (especially of something I don't own).
In Other Words: He's a Clown with a capital C.
The afformentioned examples completely describe the word CLOWN. Please choose not to be one of these people. If things are going good in your life, don't spoil it by not working on your talent, being greedy (power hungry), or letting a vice (weird or excessive obsession) get the best of you. Please cease the opportunity...lest you be labled a CLOWN.
Outro: Anita Ward - "Ring My Bell"
