50 Cent Chicken Wings and Violence
About 2 and a half years ago, an african-american male from the New of York, decided to rob a chicken joint called the "Fry Basket", located in Chesapeake, VA. The Fry Basket is located in the Great Bridge section of Chesapeake. According to eyewitness accounts (people I know) and police reports, it is said that the individual robbed the chicken joint and was swiftly approched by a Chesapeake Police Officer while attempting to leave in his vehicle. The not-from-around-the-way thug pulled out his la pistola and proceeded to attempt a 187 on the officer. To the dismay of the petty thug the CHPD officer was able to radio in to the dispatcher that he had been shot and that he needed back-up.
As soon as the call was recieved the CHPD proceeded to dispatch the entire Great Bridge precinct on this lawless man. When the CHPD arrived they chased the perp on foot. Evidently the perp had watched way to many flicks because he decided that he would shoot his way out of this problem.
Loc Tip:
[Now, if you are a criminal and you want to do crime in VA, I recommend that you do not commit any crime in the City of Chesapeake. Why? Read on...]
The officers then proceeded to unleash a cascade of bullets, the likes of which had not been seen since the Civil War, on the individual. He was left with his leg shaking in the parking lot of a well known grocery. He was later air-lifted to Norfolk Sentara where he survived his 23 gunshot wounds.
Why have I told you this? Because it points out a trend. A disturbing trend. A trend of people trying to attempt crime in suburban areas. This trend and behaviour is fruitless. However, I feel that there are a few rules you must abide by if you choose to "Robin Hood" the burbs.
CRIME RULE NO.1
Suburban cops will oil (shoot) you up!!!
They have nothing but time on their hands. And to be honest, they probably haven't shot at anything since the training academy. Hell hath no fury like a bored cop.
CRIME RULE NO. 2
Find out how far a police station is from the location of your theivery.
Why? If your dumbass wants to rob a place next to the police, who am I to stop you.
In this example, the police station was approximately 1 minute and 43 secs from the scene of the crime. That is a damn shame. It's okay though, If you feel like you can do it and you fail, Bubba with the size 32 feet will be waiting for your sweet ass in the penn. Holla.
CRIME RULE NO. 3
Do not rob a chicken joint in a white residential area in the suburbs in the South.
Everybody loves good food. But in the South, white people love chicken and soul food. Some of those same white people love guns and may belong to the National Rifle Association (NRA). Heck, they may a gun rack in their truck or Ford 500. If you want to see what might happen to you, play the video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Go to this place called Whetstone in the game and rob the "Cluckin' Bell." You'll see.
CRIME RULE NO. 4
Leave your rep at home.
Like the previous criminal, if you are from N.Y. and you occasionally travel out of the state to do crime. Please do not assume that there isn't much under the sun that you haven't seen. True, you may have the "big city advantage." True, you may have the N.Y. state of mind. But guess what homey, birth certificates get cancelled every day no matter where your from or at. Thugs I used to know had that same attitude. They relished in the chance to be the man. But the reality is, no one gives a damn who the hell you are period. A bullet has no name and cemetaries are full these days with people with reps. Don't be one of them.
Live your criminal life by these rules. They aren't greivious. I'm just trying to see my people stay alive for 10 more years. After that, your own your own.
And to think, the wings that day were on sale 5 for 50 cent. Damn.
Outro: Notorious B.I.G - "Everyday Struggle"
As soon as the call was recieved the CHPD proceeded to dispatch the entire Great Bridge precinct on this lawless man. When the CHPD arrived they chased the perp on foot. Evidently the perp had watched way to many flicks because he decided that he would shoot his way out of this problem.
Loc Tip:
[Now, if you are a criminal and you want to do crime in VA, I recommend that you do not commit any crime in the City of Chesapeake. Why? Read on...]
The officers then proceeded to unleash a cascade of bullets, the likes of which had not been seen since the Civil War, on the individual. He was left with his leg shaking in the parking lot of a well known grocery. He was later air-lifted to Norfolk Sentara where he survived his 23 gunshot wounds.
Why have I told you this? Because it points out a trend. A disturbing trend. A trend of people trying to attempt crime in suburban areas. This trend and behaviour is fruitless. However, I feel that there are a few rules you must abide by if you choose to "Robin Hood" the burbs.
CRIME RULE NO.1
Suburban cops will oil (shoot) you up!!!
They have nothing but time on their hands. And to be honest, they probably haven't shot at anything since the training academy. Hell hath no fury like a bored cop.
CRIME RULE NO. 2
Find out how far a police station is from the location of your theivery.
Why? If your dumbass wants to rob a place next to the police, who am I to stop you.
In this example, the police station was approximately 1 minute and 43 secs from the scene of the crime. That is a damn shame. It's okay though, If you feel like you can do it and you fail, Bubba with the size 32 feet will be waiting for your sweet ass in the penn. Holla.
CRIME RULE NO. 3
Do not rob a chicken joint in a white residential area in the suburbs in the South.
Everybody loves good food. But in the South, white people love chicken and soul food. Some of those same white people love guns and may belong to the National Rifle Association (NRA). Heck, they may a gun rack in their truck or Ford 500. If you want to see what might happen to you, play the video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Go to this place called Whetstone in the game and rob the "Cluckin' Bell." You'll see.
CRIME RULE NO. 4
Leave your rep at home.
Like the previous criminal, if you are from N.Y. and you occasionally travel out of the state to do crime. Please do not assume that there isn't much under the sun that you haven't seen. True, you may have the "big city advantage." True, you may have the N.Y. state of mind. But guess what homey, birth certificates get cancelled every day no matter where your from or at. Thugs I used to know had that same attitude. They relished in the chance to be the man. But the reality is, no one gives a damn who the hell you are period. A bullet has no name and cemetaries are full these days with people with reps. Don't be one of them.
Live your criminal life by these rules. They aren't greivious. I'm just trying to see my people stay alive for 10 more years. After that, your own your own.
And to think, the wings that day were on sale 5 for 50 cent. Damn.
Outro: Notorious B.I.G - "Everyday Struggle"
